10.14.06
Aren’t There Bears Outside?
Did our “Developer’s Retreat” last night. For some reason my company is really into group bonding and such. So since we have a fresh new development team, they figured we would speed up this bonding by going camping. Not sure why they thought a bunch of computer geeks would love the thought of roughing it in nature without any technology.
Now, I’m an Eagle Scout and all that, so I’ve done all sorts of hiking, camping, etc. Even to the extreme of sleeping in an igloo I made myself. But all that was neary 8 years ago and I’ve turned into quite the sissy since then. The first thing that I found very odd was we had to go buy our firewood at the local grocery store. Then we drove up a highway to our camp ground, which had fully paved roads, street lights, etc. I wonder if southern Utah is like this too. I remember camping being a lot more rough then this. I imagine it is because there are just too many people up here. Most of these camp grounds you have to reserve 2 or 3 months in advance. Sometimes a full year in advance.
The gang threw around some questionable items while I sat in the shade, growing tired by just watching them. They tried throwing things at me once or twice, probably because they hate me, and it usually ended up smashed into my face. Despite my flailing limbs attempting some sort of monkey style defense. Then they decided to up the stakes and throw them over a river and even back and forth from the bridge. That’s when we took heavy losses to the raging river.
The rest of the afternoon was spent talking about our favorite Sci-Fi shows and strumming the guitar to Tenacious D. Once it got a little closer to dinner time we prepared our “hobo dinners”. You basically wrap raw things, like meat, hash browns, carrots, onions, etc in tin-foil, as you would a Christmas present. Then you throw it in the hot coals for 20 or so minutes. While we waited we taught the n00bs how to play poker with my 180 lb poker set.
That was a really fun part of the trip and I hope to do more poker with this group. Unfortunately we didn’t get to play much, by the time we were done eating the son was going down and it started to get cold very fast. By 8:00 p.m. we were ready to call it a night. Luckily, because it was so very cold, we just went home to sleep in our warm, comfy beds instead of miserable sleeping bags and tents.
All in all, it was pretty enjoyable and I wouldn’t mind spending another afternoon with this Nature. Although, I fully support the Uber Industrial Complex and it’s goal to eliminate as much nature as possible, all in the name of progress.
P.S. I also have a picture of a mountain.